noted, excerpts from 2009 - 2014 Note You are not a shallow person, but the tools you work with are shallow. You must use the tools not for what they were meant but turned around for a different purpose . “I am quite content to go down to posterity as a scissors-and-paste man, for that seems to me a harsh but not unjust description.” - James Joyce “Words don't really describe anything. Words are used to obtain something, not to describe or define.” “What we can describe is what is known; and knowable. Words keep out the world”. - Iain Sinclair, White Chappell. “soil mining” – disturbing new name for modern agriculture - David R Montgomery fake sayings attributed to anonymous: “apophenia” - the discovery of patterns in random data. “pareidolia” – the mind’s unstoppable urge to extract concrete imagery from the abstract. A psychological phenomenon involving a vague and random stimulus (often an image or sound), which is perceived as significant. Common examples include seeing images of animals or faces in clouds, the man in the moon or the Moon rabbit, also hearing hidden messages on records played in reverse. A "pattern-seeking animal" see(k)ing a pattern where there is none. “cognitive dissonance” – a state of tension that occurs whenever a person holds two cognitions (ideas, attitudes, beliefs, opinions) that are psychologically inconsistent. - leads to self justification, lies. “mongrel art” – art that is mixed in its origins, its form or its execution. Note re: dogs “prepone” - to move forward in time, the opposite of postpone. “dotsam” - web flotsam. “sexsomnia” – now a precedent of legal defense, a sleep disorder that causes people to have sex or masturbate in their sleep, without waking up. A rare subset of sleep problems known as “parasomnias.” “organic shrapnel” – tiny fragments of a suicide bomber's body that are embedded in the bodies of the survivors. Bumps develop in their skin months later. “The bird does not sing because it has answers. The bird sings because it has a song.” - Chinese proverb “Goldilocks planet” - a planet that can support life because it is neither too hot nor too cold, too big nor too small, too near its star nor too far. Note re: dogs “… so why not add a knob or two, as in a landscape by Giotto…” Note re: “Literary Darwinism” Metaphor is a form of synesthesia, a kind of neurological cross activation where humans who have the capacity to think hypothetically have a practical advantage over those who cannot. Art, and literature or story telling in particular is a type of cognitive play. Cognitive play exists in many species, providing a learning oppourtunity to master routines in a non-threatening environment. “Schlimmbesserung” - German word for bad improvement. A new version of an old thing that, in pursuit of upgrade, eliminates some essential appeal of the original. eg. aluminum baseball bat, polyester shirts, faster moving zombies etc. “cryptomnesia” - inadvertent plagiarism that occurs when we mistake memories of another person's notions as new ideas of our own. “tragedy hijacking”- inserting oneself into another's misfortune. “grief voyeurism” - Lady Diana, 9-11 flower and stuffed toy shrines, Highway of Heroes… KINESICS (the interpretation of body language). “sleeveen” – a guileful fellow, a schemer, a trickster ( Newfoundland English ). “ADR”- Attention Deficit Recession, regarding the end of multi-tasking. “remantle” – antonym of dismantle, attempt to put something together after having taken it apart to see how it works. “sousveillance” – when ordinary citizens make digital recordings of authority figures and their actions. “jouissance” – a term which may be understood as pleasure but also as sexual climax and the bliss of enjoyment without fear of the costs. In June 2010, a lock of Napoleon's hair sold for £8,900. In 2002, a small jar of hair clippings from Elvis Presley sold for £75,000. Today, single hairs from the exKing's head are sold for over £1,000 each. “Just outside of Greenwood, Mississippi, in 1938, the itinerant bluesman, Robert Johnson, still in his late twenties, died a horrible death, likely of strychnine poisoning, said to have been slipped into his whiskey by an angry juke-joint owner. A fellow musician said Johnson “crawled on his hands and knees and barked like a dog before he died.” – Hampton Sides IWE -an individual with exceptionalities. "Personally I have no bone to pick with graveyards." - Samuel Beckett A hit dog always barks. That dog won't hunt. “If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man.” - Mark Twain. "If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went." - Will Rogers.Like a dog with a bone. I'll be with you till the last dog dies. Dog-whistle politics , also known as the use of code words , is a term for a type of political campaigning or speechmaking which employs coded language that appears to mean one thing to the general population but has a different or more specific meaning for a targeted subgroup of the audience. The term is invariably pejorative, and is used to refer both to messages with an intentional subtext, and those where the existence or intent of a secondary meaning is disputed. The term is an analogy to dog whistles,which are built in such a way that the high-frequency whistle is heard by dogs, but appears silent to human hearing. - Wikipedia. "We're being hornswoggled once again." "petty fogged" ”I think computer viruses should count as life. I think it says something about human nature that the only form of life we have created so far is purely destructive. We've created life in our own image.” – Stephen Hawking “Lebensabschnittspartner” – German word for “the person I am with today.” boondoggled by the sleight of hand from Big Polluters. collapsing in despair at the failure of political leaders to move beyond platitudes and bullshit. Pollution, in the form of clouds, has been found to contain human dandruff, flakes of skin and fur fibres. “Take your bulldozers from under our noses,” sang the activists, “Look at my ears, buddy. They're too small to be on a dog, see? That means I can talk for myself…” – Daniel Woodrell, Under the Bright Lights. Note re: Black Dogs …What were they doing in the halls? They're not allowed in the hospital. Why were they wandering in the corridors and rooms in the dark? Staring into the different rooms, sniffing? 1. large black dog, 2. large red glowing eyes, 3. stares at me silently, In traditional lore a dog appears as a forecaster of bad weather, the black dog of depression. The notion of dogs as spiritual guardians, Invasive species names - quagga mussels, fish hook and spiny waterfleas, round goby, alewife and blood red shrimp. puzzles…shook…on our knees…holy…strife…mud dead limp. “Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid.” - Albert Einstein “If you can't explain it simply, you don't understand it well enough” "Rat shit, bat shit, dirty old twat! Sixty-nine assholes tied in a knot! Hooray! Lizard shit! Fuck!" - George Carlin "Ostensibly there are sweet and bitter, hot and cold, ostensibly there is color; but in truth there are atoms and the void." - Democritus, the founder of the theory of atomism. "We are going to die, and that makes us the lucky ones. Most people are never going to die because they are never going to be born. The potential people who could have been here in my place but who will in fact never see the light of day outnumber the sand grains of Arabia. Certainly those unborn ghosts include greater poets than Keats, scientists greater than Newton. We know this because the set of possible people allowed by our DNA so massively exceeds the set of actual people. In the teeth of these stupefying odds it is you and I, in our ordinariness, that are here." - Richard Dawkins Is there still time to shilly shally? There's always time to shilly shally. "First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win." I'd rather get a tit for a tat than a shit for a shat. So said that.. Note everything was fucked up like a soup sandwich, “This country is finished, it’s been sliding downhill a long time, and everybody’s got a cell phone that makes pancakes, and they don’t want to rock the boat.” - George Carlin 2014 “Military Speak” Clearing a battlefield of corpses is now called “consequence management” Extra-judicial assassination, drones, killer robots, extraordinary rendition, black ops, wet ops, psy-ops, silly ops... cyber-ops. The current preferred term for drones is “Remotely Piloted Air Systems” (RPAS). The previous term “Unmanned Aerial Vehicle” (UAV) was considered off message. Another current idea is to paint drones in bright colours to make them more acceptable to the public. Demoralizing - officially defined as “the use of stigma as an explicit policy tool.” Demoralized - “removed from the mainstream of daily life.” "It's not the people who vote that count. It's the people who count the votes." “If voting changed anything, they’d make it illegal.” - Emma Goldman “When they give you lined paper, write the other way.”- Juan Ramón Jiménez. “A riot is the language of the unheard.” – Martin Luther King Jr. “Art is a private thing, the artist makes it for himself; a comprehensible work is a product of a journalist. We need works that are strong, straight, and forever beyond understanding.” - Tristan Tzara “Money is a kind of poetry.” - Wallace Stevens "precarity" - the condition of living a precarious economic existence. ”I shut my eyes in order to see.” - Paul Gauguin Capital is a dish best served cold. "Prosperity Gospel" plays some part in this. “Nobody seems to recognize the term corporatist, and neo-con seems to be somewhat ambiguous, but everybody recognizes a fascist.” - Anonymous online The destiny of animals is…our world deprived of animals…intensive breeding and all the modes of confinement…the direct origin of the most serious epidemics ever known…the dictates of total control… thousands and thousands of carcasses burned …the new common graves of birds …a world without wild animals.” “The mystery of our world is being commodified and sold.” - David Deane Annihilationism - In Christianity, annihilationism is the belief that the souls of sinners will cease to exist after death, rather than be tormented forever in "hell" as in the lake of fire. If you’re a truth teller, you better be funny. - Fran Lebowitz “All their lives, artists of the silver screen give the world the spectacle of their slow decay.” - this is what makes the grandeur and specificity of an actor’s work, that is, “displaying the meat”. - Blutch - what William Faulkner called “the raw meat on the floor.” “Be regular and ordinary in your life so that you may be violent and original in your work.” “People will never know how hard it is to get information, especially if it’s locked up behind official doors where, if politicians had their way, they’d stamp TOP SECRET on the colour of the walls.” - Helen Thomas “We were suddenly surrounded by a hundred monkeys." “A group of monkeys suddenly appeared in front of me and attacked me," she said. “and it’s just a way to ensure that nobody feels incentivized to do that.” But as the society said on its website, "The votes are in, so let the pant hooting begin!" - pant hooting being the characteristic call of an excited chimp. “Find what you love and let it kill you.” "...you have to watch it, you have two hands, we're not like dogs." - Fred Vargas
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