ElvisPresley dressed in blue
Went upstairs to tie his shoes
How many laces did he break?
One two, three, four, five...

Elvis Presley dressed in green
Climbed into his limousine
How many showgirls did he shake?
One two, three, four, five...

Elvis Presley dressed in red
Came downstairs to clear his head

Had a thirst he could not slake...
How many cupcakes did he bake?
One two, three, four, five...

Elvis Presley dressed in pink
Puked his guts into a sink
How many downers did he take?
One two, three, four, five...

Elvis Presley dressed in white
Glitter collar halo bright
How many dollars will he make?
One two, three, four, five...

Elvis Presley dressed in black
Had himself a heart attack
He aint never coming back.

I went to a Chinese restaurant
to get a loaf of bread, bread, bread

They wrapped the bread in tissuepaper
and this is what they said, said, said

(hands together & sinuous snake movements)

Elvis Presley
Girls are sexy
Sipping Pepsis
In a taxi

Yeah!
*

Burgers and chips
Burgers and chips
Whenever I eat them
They go to my hips

Pizza and fries
Pizza and fries
They call to my tummy
And light up my eyes

Candy and gum
Candy and gum
Whenever I have it
It sticks to my bum

Mmmmmm
cotton candy, good as gold
I wanna see your tootsie roll

Staring at the TV
Smoking a cigar
Laughing at the monkey
HA-HA-HAR!

Elvis Presley was a star
S*T*A*R
He could do the go-go
he could do the twist
He could do the wiggle-jiggle
just like this!
Hurry Mr Postman
Don't be slow
Be like Elvis Presley
Go man go

Well, what a dud, boiled spud
Gimme a break, T-bone steak
Upon my soul, jelly roll